This recipe and review will not win me any Mountain Dew endorsements. Not because the cupcakes weren’t delicious, because they were. But because of my very strong opinions on Mountain Dew in and of itself. Mountain Dew, as you may or may not know, is the beverage of choice of white trash from coast [...]

Behold!
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Yeah, you thought I fell off, didn’t you? Well, I’ve been busy trying to get all my stuff in order to get back to school in September. But 80% of the mountain of paperwork is behind me and I figured I should get baking before homework slows me down. Today [...]

Mmm…pancakes.
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I know pancakes aren’t baked items. Unless you make baked pancakes. Mmm, those are good. Anyway, pancakes are griddling, but they have the word “cake” in them, therefore they’re going in this blog. Here’s a really simple recipe to make some good ones. They make enough for probably 4 [...]

Cup Pies
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Yeah, doesn’t quite roll off the tongue the way “cupcake” does, does it? And while we’re on the subject, I hate pie. Well no, I like chocolate pie, coconut pie and peanut butter pie. I despise all fruit pies, nut pies (heh heh) and pumpkin pies. Especially pumpkin pie. [...]

I made an Amazon list of baking things I like. I’m sure I left a lot out, but here’s the basics: The List.
Oh, and here’s me with a chocolate cross my friend gave me. It wasn’t actually chocolate. The box said “chocolatey.” It was disgusting. But I still enjoyed biting it and then throwing [...]

The failure ends here.
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My first successful brownies. Tony is going to be so excited, hopefully these make up for the awful Valentine’s Day brownies. (Sorry, Tony!)
You will need:

2 eggs
3/4 cup sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1/2 cup butter, melted
1/2 cup sweet ground chocolate (I have some Tony picked up for me in [...]

I just want to say thank you to some people who conduct searches on a daily basis that eventually lead them to my blog. I’ve written in the past about some of the more humorous and sometimes disturbing searches that I’ve found will lead to me. But right now, rather than poke fun, I just [...]

[googlevideo=http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1777230942228307834&hl=en]I don’t usually post bad recipes unless it’s something that’s out there in public where someone else might bake it and be as disappointed as I was. (Like the chocolate chip cookie recipe on most bags of chocolate chips- these never turn out right, I don’t get it!) But in this case, this was my [...]

My dad as a rabbit.
Originally uploaded by CannibalCupcake.

My dad requested pie for Easter (it’s kind of more like, eat candy day since I’m obviously not Christian but who am I to deny Teno candy and cupcakes for no apparent reason?) I don’t do pie, so instead I made these carrot cupcakes decorated them [...]

Hostess Cuss Cakes
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Tony sort of dared me to recreate Hostess cupcakes. Well, more like he said- you can’t, that chocolate on top is like a sheet of plastic. I will say that this recipe failed in that exact area, I don’t know if I can ever recreate that plasticy chocolate [...]